G whizz
Since my 30 second impromptu interview on the topic, my family have derided my overt enthusiasm for the rights of people of all shapes, sizes and creed to wear G-strings. My friend circle (which is probably a semi-circle at best) have delighted in my public outing as a un-self-aware middle aged pervert with a predilection for exposed cheeks. I shall let it pass like a wave over me (there I go again, another reference to the beach and therefore g-strings). take it easy, hang loose and wear your mankini with pride!