Grab what’s left of your sorry life by the balls

*i’m just saying, baby

lovin’ it

love the Ramones!

cool baby

Loser baby

If you have given-up

Listen up fellas. We’re not dead yet, but we are nearer to it than most! Let’s snap out of the midlife crisis bullshit (me too!!!) and focus on bringing it home hard in the second half. We’re silver, rusty, bald, worn-out, ground-down, used and abused vintage relics, but we have experience and we don’t care what people think anymore. Channel your inner warrior spirit and rock on like the legends you are. Cheers to beers!

Well-done. You made it here alive brother. Thats better than some.

Wife, kids, dogs, cats, mortgage, arse grapes, sore back, saggy balls, wage-slave.

Embrace it. You’ll die sooner than you thought, so just give it heaps and live your life while you can.

Go hard bro! Honestly, you’ve got nothing to lose…

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  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.

  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.